Simple Simon caught a cold
he went to see the doc
but his nose was green as mold
the doc laughed with great mock
so
Simple Simon sought a Chinese
herb to cure his nose
he found a root but with a sneeze
it splattered on his toes
oh well
Simple Simon went on home
resigned himself to bed
tucked in warmly with a tome
the cold went to his head
next morning
Simple Simon made a jug
of honey lemon juice
he drank it up with one big glug
his nose was cured from sluice!