the piglet.
peegley deegley poogley doo,
was found drinking from the loo.
caught him by the hoof,
when he escaped to the roof.
kicked his butt good,
with my right foot!
such bumbling mischief,
wrapped him in my red 'kerchief
held him at his waist
salt on tail for taste
oh, how he wail,
when his wiggly tail
got roasted
and toasted
to crispy crisp
smoking with wisp.
oh yummy yummy
filling to my tummy.