I'm in school. It's been 4, ok 5 years since I sat in a classroom. I can't stand it! I fidgeted most of the time and thank God it's only a 3-day course. So what short course did I take? Photoshop 101. What did I learn on day 1? see below.
Okay, I usually do better than that. But I have to pretend otherwise I might make my other 3 classmates and God forbid, my teacher look bad! (ok so I like to exaggerate)Since I could do better, why am I even here? 'cause my company sent me to learn more so that I can create more effective posters to brainwash people into buying books and more books (even horribly written and uninteresting books). Reading them is another issue.
Oh well, I did learn some new tricks. Now I can make ugly people look beautiful. The wonders of deception.